spiderdoms-sidekick asked: MOTT HOW ARE YOU SO PWOPERLY BWILLIANT?! Let me love you! XD
Feel free to enter my love wagon. Just mind the leather.
conspiracy-matt asked: Have you met one yet?
I thought I did last night, but it was just the light from the streets reflecting onto my glitter pants.
conspiracy-matt asked: it's the zeta matt again
Haaaaaaliens.
Reblog if you would fuck one of your followers.
Well, maybe ALL of them in an orgy with masks.
(Source: nicoosuxx, via s-s-summertime-sadness)
Just found this on Facebook!
Ahhhhh!
A translation:
- Recording is going well for Chris and Dom. My idea of having 11 sequels to Neutron Star Collision was shot down.
- We are doing the Olympics, and we’re getting gold medals just for being us.
- We will start doing gigs when Warner give us more money. Those alien dancers and leotards don’t pay for themselves.
- The album will never be finished in time because Dom is an average drummer and Chris keeps impregnating our studio engineer.
- Those track names were from Dom’s now-binned solo album, hence the lame track titles.
Massive smile on my face. No seriously.
Lately I’ve gotten a bit disillusioned with this whole roleplaying of Matt but when you see things like this (I know it’s small, but…), it just feels wonderful to know that you’re bringing joy to at least one person, and that I, brightened their day for just a moment. So I must be doing something right.
So thank you Internets, for helping me to help you help me make the world a happier place for at least one person.
:3
(Source: shitmusefanssay)
Anonymous asked: i love you , marry me ??
Oh Tom Kirk, you’re such a romeo.
